What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 19:39
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Octopussy
Dr No
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.